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You definitely have to have humor in your marriage! I had this up for years on my fridge and then in my computer area.
Red Skeleton’s Perfect Marriage
1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays; I go on Fridays.
2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California, and mine is in Texas.
3. I take my wife everywhere….. but she keeps finding her way back.
4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. “Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!” she said. So I suggested the kitchen.
5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said “There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!” So I bought her an electric chair.
7. My wife told me the car wasn’t running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was. She told me, “In the lake.”
8. She got a mud pack, and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.
9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, “Am I too late for the garbage?” The driver said, “No, jump in!”
10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce
11. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
12. I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months I don’t like to interrupt her.
13. The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, “What’s on the TV?” I said, “Dust!”
(I have been awake since 3:00 a.m. I guess it is a combination of the cortizone shot and the prednizone. I have a lot of energy already! I think I could organize my house and all of yours! LOL) |
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PHEW! We made it through the anniversaries and almost through through the birthdays. Em and B left today after lunch. I must say that I am a little tired after the weekend but I really enjoyed my kids all being here and "getting along." ;)
I went to the ENT today b/c I thought I might have a sinus infection. He said it was BAD. He gave me a cortizone shot, prednisone and an antibiotic to speed up the healing BEFORE we leave for Vegas. I haven't had a cortizone shot in about 13 years. I don't know if it is from the shot or what, but I am sweating buckets while sitting still.
I keep thinking that I have forgotten to do something for our trip. I guess I need to make a list and check it twice. It is getting closer. . . |
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Thanks to everyone for the anniversary wishes!
August is a busy month! Friday my daughter and her DH are coming to spend the weekend.
Sunday, I am cooking a birthday lunch for the family (about 15 of us). My DH's 50th birthday.
Monday - My son's 21st birthday.
Wednesday is a birthday salad luncheon at my mom's. My brother's 45th birthday.
Sat. - My DH and I leave for our trip to Vegas and the Grand Canyon.
After about a week, we will come back and leave the next day for Indiana. We are having a surprise 80th birthday party for my MIL.
We will come back Labor Day. On Wed. night (9:00 p.m.), we have FREE concert tickets to see Rockapella in Birmingham. Thanks to my daughter who has connections with one of the singers.
I can't wait. I am SO excited!!!!! I am all about traveling. Pick the time and place. I will go with you! LOL |
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30 years ago, my DH and I were married. We met the first week of school at FC. We were introduced by my friend from home, Jeff Smelser. After dating about 2 years, we took the plunge! Here was our "song." HAPPY ANNIVERSARY! I am thankful for a wonderful marriage and "three" great kids!
ALWAYS AND FOREVER (Heatwave)
Always and forever
Each moment with you
Is just like a dream to me
That somehow came true
And I know tomorrow
Will still be the same
Cause we've got a life of love
That won't ever change and..
Every day
Love me your own special way
Melt all my heart away
With a smile
Take time to tell me
You really care
And we'll share tomorrow together
I'll always love you Forever
There'll always be sunshine
When I look at you
It's something I can't explain
Just the things that you do
And if you get lonely
Phone me and take
A second to give to me
That magic you make and..
Every day
Love me your own special way
Melt all my heart away
With a smile
Take time to tell me
You really care
And we'll share tomorrow together
I'll always love you Forever |
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RANT - We live in a nice neighborhood in a small town. There is a party going on at the house behind us. I counted approximately 50 cars. The teens have been singing karioke for almost 4 hours now at the top of their lungs with the music just as loud. Talk about annoying and inconsiderate. It really bothers me that adults have no respect for the neighbors. This same house has at least 2 or 3 of these parties a year. We have called the police but I am not sure if it will do any good. Now I am all for kids getting together and having a party but not if it is going to be loud enough to disturb the neighbors. RANT OVER for now...... |
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