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Chemistry reimagined. 11-11-08 07:25pm CST


It's been a while since I've posted and I figured that I'd share with you what would be in every text book if I were God.

Enjoy.
ophelia_speaksNumber 58 is by far the best of the awesoments, although on my table it would be number 1 instead of 58. 
71lespaulcustomHow cool! 
polsvoiceplease also note how the Haloid Group are all things that, when combined with the Alkaline Men create violent reactions. For instance: Imagine a Zombie Mr. T.... *shudder* 
polsvoice... or a Robot Walken 
emotionalalienationwhy is bob saget on this list? 
heatherbrackeenwhen you do post, its pretty much awesome. 
whatsyourconfessionI hear that you know my son and daughter-in-law! 
whatsyourconfessionYes, their daughter is lovely! 
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I met someone... 09-09-08 09:17am CST
yep...

... so far, so good ...
wrexyou is da pimp 
71lespaulcustomGood news! Glad to hear you're alive too... 
godswarrior32803How is that treatment going? 
emotionalalienationc'est bien 
psyrealityWhen are you going to tell everyone that it's Justin?

Oh, don't try to hide it... I've seen you two by the pool. 
heatherbrackeen^ lol.

i love the overly abundant details provided. 
fullofgracewas it Jesus??
that's how i felt about Jesus. 
mjintexasWoohoo! 
psemmusaChris already met Jesus. She's a blessed woman, to have met you :) 
divineharmonyShe is the sweetest thing I have ever met!! I hope it continues going well!! 
emotionalalienationpicture picture picture! 
swood1124have you started radiation yet? hopefully enough chemo is out of your system that you're feeling back to normal again. 
swood1124I'll let you know once I know for sure about whether or not I'm moving to NYC. I'm sure we could work out a cheap price for the love seat. The Z4 - I'm not so sure. :) 
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w00t! 07-01-08 05:27pm CST
Well just to let you know. I got my PET scan results back today and I'm in remission.

4 more chemo treatments and I'll be done (well... I've got radiation after that, but it'll be ok).
wardThat's great to hear. 
swood1124Welcome to Remission! I hope we both have a very long stay!!! Congratulations. Keep your spirits up during your remaining treatments. 
fullofgracewhoohoo!!!! 
71lespaulcustomI'm glad your pet is fine! 8) 
emotionalalienationyay!!! 
darth_bluejaythats sooooo great!!!!! 
psemmusaw00t w00t w00t and a hallelujah too :) *continuing to pray* 
lilyeah!
hi! i'm in the USA 
sopranobreathBlessed be. That is wonderful, Chris. Continuing to pray God's grace & peace, healing & health...and always His Joy be with you. 
71lespaulcustomUpdate? 
swood1124How are things coming? Have you moved on to radiation yet? 
psyrealityLove you brother!!! 
charliesangelChris, that's great news. i go to church with the Gibson family, Daphne, Annie and Katrina and they let us all know about your situation. great news!! 
swood1124So glad to know that Chemo is over!!!! Are you starting to feel free from the effects of it yet? 
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If World War Two was a RealTime strategy game... 06-08-08 06:36pm CST
If World War Two had been an online Real Ttime Strategy game, the chat room traffic would have gone something like this.

*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help
Hitler: o man ur focked
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: fock u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****!
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: fock u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all fags
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o sh1t!
*paTTon has left the game.*
71lespaulcustomSick, but funny! 
mjintexasI wouldn't get this if it weren't for my dear brothers. As it is, I LMAO. 
lordraHa ... that was realyy great! 
heatherbrackeenhistory has never been so funny or badly spelled. 
emotionalalienationhahahahahahahhahahahaha 
emotionalalienationthis is great..did you write this? 
divineharmonyI love you!....hilarious 
fullofgracei think i just gave myself a hernia laughing. 
lilthanks for the call... were you calling from a clearwater number? 2 weeks! take care... 
sopranobreathhope you are doing well. wish you could have said yes when Adam asked you to sing... 
fullofgraceHappy Birthday 
psemmusaI second the above :) *sings* Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear Chris, Happy Birthday to you! 
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Eulogy for my hair. 05-08-08 09:07pm CST
There was some hair.
Some very strange enchanted hair.
It travelled with me very far, very far
over land and sea.
A little blonde, and fairly long -
but very lithe and free.

And then one day,
one magic day, it passed away.
And while it evoked many things, girls and dreams,
this it was to me:

The saddest thing, of hair so long
is when it's cut all my hair is now gone.

Galleries are posted.
polsvoiceand yeah, this picture to the left made me laugh very hard. 
eternalsunshineThat picture is a thing of beauty. 
71lespaulcustomYou still rock. 
mjintexasWOW... big changes!! 
wrexhahahahahaha

awesome prank 
psemmusaI think your hair was operatic, and suited you. However, you still look good without it. Once you complete your chemo & radio therapies, your hair should start growing back, yes? 
polsvoiceyes.

... and I want a mohawk 
sopranobreathYou are always beautiful to me. Hair has nothing to do with it. You helped make me real again. Still holding you up in prayer, brother. 
lilnow you look like a cute little boy that has been out in the sun at the beach and then his mom made him get a haircut... don't worry you are still dashing 
fullofgracewhite power!!
lol.
actually, you TOTALLY pull off the bald with a goatee look....it's HAWT!

and can i just say i love your eulogy?
best musical reference ever. 
emotionalalienationoh your beautiful hair..... 
emotionalalienationgreat eulogy 
divineharmonyIt looks great and you will have to grow a mohawk! 
sopranobreathDaniela F says hello and wishes you a speedy and complete recovery. (you still get email at yahoo?) 
swood1124Hey - how is it going? How many more treatments? 
swood11246th Floor? Do you get your treatment at Baylor Irving? Or just coincidence that yours is also on the 6th floor? And I completely understand. I could just see the building, or think about the smell of rubbing alcohol... didn't take much to set it off. The good news is... though it may take a while...that WILL go away. Hang in there! 
swood1124Hey...hope you're feeling better. About half way through my 8 rounds, I started developing the same nausea every time I even thought about the smell of rubbing alcohol, the taste of saline, or the color of the bleomycine (or whichever one was red). I hear that is more common in younger people. Hang in there. And its cool that you get treatment the same place I did. Great nurses there. 
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