hmmmmm. sounds like you owe a letter of thanks to your second cousin's best friends neighbor's boss for saving us from a potentially awkward situation.
My half White half Singaporean cousin Jenny got new glasses last week and she was so proud of them. She sent me this pic last night to show them off.
Isn't she cute?
That had me thinking about glasses. I think this earth could be better off if people wore more "glasses". Seems like everyone has a blurry idea of what their seeing but if they only put on their "glasses" they would clearly see better. Yeah, maybe we should make one big pair of glasses for the earth.
My dad's cousin and his daughter Cindy audition tape for "America's Got Talent". Vote for them!
Before he started singing, the guy looked like he was having a bowel movement... actually, he kinda looked that way while he was singing, too. The girl sounded like she was having a difficult bowel movement.
So the other day my sisters new boyfriend Edam came over and cooked us some food from his India country. We had something like smashed chickpeas and some chicken head I think. I came prepared and went to Checkers and got me a combo #2 and had it my room. Well my sister didn't tell me that Edam was going to stay the night and the only place left was my room. So he shared a bed with me last night and I hate sound rude but he was rude and was passin' wind all night. These had to be the Atom bomb of farts cuz just one of those clouds would last at least 20 minutes. I tried to get up and get some room spray but the can was in the trash, I looked for matches but I was afraid that if I lit up one the whole house would go up in flames. I would of used my door as a fan but its very loud and it would of woken him up. I was in a real pickle. What would I do? How could nature get out of this rut? The answer was simple, I opened up my window and at least there was fresh air coming in to naturalize what was lingering in my room.
That next morning I woke up on the floor my room. I guess I was so tired from the whole thing that I didn't remember where I went to bed. I think I was thinking that heat rises so the lower I am the better. Anyway, mother came in and out of the room faster than Carl Lewis in the 86 summer Olympics. I tried to talk to my sister and she was saying that I was doing it.
Its been two weeks since the day and I still have a "thank you" gift left in my room.
So what's the thought? Don't invite Edam to your house.
Here's a photo of Edam, I took this from my sisters computer. Don't let his good looks fool you, he may look all GQish but he's got a nasty hobit.
hairy knuckles can be taken care of very easily. instead of teaching the baby how to keep his fingernails short by biting them daily, just teach him to nibble at the hair, way close down at the folicle where the hair can actually be easily uprooted. it is a lot safer than laser treatments or waxing. Nair is obviously not an option due to the high risk of chemical ingestion by the baby himself~ he might think it is butter, pudding, or icing.
