Sitting in my gold plated beach chair, basking in the warm rays of the sun in my Bermuda shorts, sipping on a pina colada...flavored slushie. Life doesn't get much better than this. Even valiant warriors of justice need a break every once in a while.
Consider your days extended, Mr. Gates. I'll be back to bring my vengeance upon you...after I finish my slushie.
Truly it is far more infuriating to be within close reach of one's goal and to feel it lightly slip between the fingers than to fall miles short. Anger still steeps within me, hours after the fact, and I must even now engage all my faculties to resist falling into a burning, frenzied rage!
Growing weary of waiting on my comrade-in-arms to act, I decided to go it alone and attempt to bring down Bill Gates on my own. I happened to be in the right place at the right time when someone, most likely one of his followers, let fall that he would be in Central Park this evening.
After nightfall, I reached the edge of the park and disguised myself as a giant pink bunny. Then I began to hop aimlessly about, allowing the children to pet me and eating grasshoppers that I found, as is the habit of all bunnies. Then I saw Mr. Gates sitting on a park bench, only he wasn't alone! I hopped closer and saw that it was Pleogirl sitting with him.
They were close, talking in low tones. I couldn't allow myself to get too close yet, but I didn't know when she would leave. I tried to listen to what was being said, but I couldn't make it out. Suddenly, Mr. Gates stopped, and turned, looking in my direction. In an instant, he was up from the bench and flying towards me at a of which speed I would never have thought him capable!
I ducked and rolled, just in time, and turned. I had no idea how he'd seen through my disguise, and now, facing two of them at once, I had no recourse but to get my fluffy pink tail out of there! I was wroth to leave, but knew that so long as I remained out of his foul clutches, that I would be free to plot and vanquish him another day!
Mr. Gates' prowess surprised me, though. It seems he is far more powerful than I'd thought. I think I will need Pleovillin's help to defeat him, after all.
you know what! just leave me the heck alone. you and pleovillin both. i don't see you complaining about pleovillin spelling his name wrong. so shut the heck up! you know, i do not take kindly to people who say that and i'm serious! you need to get the heck out of my life and back to yours okay! do I make myself clear? If I ever see that you comment on my page, well, i really can't kill you but, yeah. so, talk to my friends and I bet i could beat the crap out of you so you better shut your mouth.
oh, im so sorry, i thought that you were a guy at first...my mistake, oh, you and pleovillin make a good couple. just so you know. guess that means that he isn't gay after all, well unless you are a cross dresser, but i don't think so. plus, pleovillin is a villin not a hero as you say on pleo_HERO's page, sorry to burst your pretty pink bubble!
I've been watching Bill Gates' every move, trying to develop a strategy to defeat him. Of course, I'm not one to try some underhanded scheme, like throwing the door to his bedroom open while his pants are down. When I face Gates, it shall be man-to-man. But before I face him, I must devise a strategy that will ensure my victory.
This has proven to be more difficult than I'd first anticipated. Bill Gates is a cunning, crafty man. One need only read his blog to see that this is so. It's because of his devilish wit that pinpointing a weakness in his armor has been so difficult. To complicate matters, there is the mysterious Pleo Sidekick, who seems unalterably attached to Gates. The last thing I need is him showing up just as I'm about to do battle with Gates, forcing me to fight two enemies at the same time.
So, dear readers, do you have any suggestions? Are there any close, personal friends of Gates who've been looking for a chance to betray him?
i've got something: gates is sure of himself....a bit pompous if you ask me. gates has invented quite a bit of stuff this is why he's so pompous!!!!! you can use this against him.....let him think that you know you couldn't possibly defeat him then strike like the deadly poisionous cooperhead.
You should meet him in a lightning storm in an open meadow... at night. Then, when he's out chasing rabbits in order to make his new HIGH SPEED internet technology, there stands a sillouhette in the darkness, and he's packin like samurai. -IT'S STEVAH JOBBEE-SAN! [gong!] You must hold your sword high so that when the lightning strikes it, you absorb all the immortal powers of the Highlander, and you say, "I HAVE THE POWER!!!!"
For too long have I remained in shadows. For too long have I lingered on the borders of Pleonast. Now the time has come to make my presence known, and to engage in noble battle against my sworn enemy, Bill Gates.
I'm sorry I was unable to speak at the time of your "proposition". Gates has connections. Even before I could finish reading your post, THIS guy holds a snickers bar to the back of my head saying, "it's a gun. You will not respond." What was I gonna do, say "no, it's not" and risk him wasting a perfectly good Snickers bar? Special Forces taught me special survival communication techniques when in intense situations. I tried blinking Morse Code, smoke signals, writing in the sand, message in the bottle, rubbing a jeanie lamp... nothing. I guess it makes sense- I should have "text"-ed you, because as everybody -oh, except PC, knows, MY phone can talk to people all by itself because it is SO intuitive. I'm in. Let's take this crook downtown!
