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In school earlier this week, I was in 4th block (that's the end of the day) killing time by moseying along to the bathrooom when the vice principle came over the intercom and declared our school in lockdown. Here's the story:
A couple decided to rob Marshall's and park their getaway car in the school's parking lot, which is just a couple blocks away. The couple switched cars after the man reached in the trunk and pulled out a wheelchair, which he sat in to pretend he was handicapped. He then asked an unknowing student for directions to the front office, and when the student pointed up, the man got out of his wheelchair, folded it up, and carried it up the stairs.
At about this time, the police had run the license number of the getaway car and called the ownner, who said she thought her friend needed to borrow it to get to work. The lady then gave the police her friend's name, and they issued a warrant for her arrest. After the lady turned herself in, she ratted on her accomplice and he was arrested shortly after.
...and in the meantime I was pulled into some random classroom for over an hour and never did get to use the restroom....
The moral of the story:
-never try to be handicapped without an elevator pass
-If you're after a getaway car, don't get it from big mouth Betty
-Don't take your time getting to the bathroom: Skipping always backfires.
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