Everyone who reads this must accept the secret mission. If you choose to accept, you will save the world from devastation of all kinds. Or you may just waste some time and uh, be random.
But whatever. You must save the giant k-nif-es.
You must do it now, and hurry up.
Have a nice day.
Agent XJ19
(You must read this in a deep voice or it will not be cool)
Now tell me the truth -- isn't school being out enhanced by the fact that you have Calvin? I'm sure it is. Four Bieseckers are very grateful that you are caring for him so we can have these adventures. Thank you, friend.
