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	"After all this has passed, I still will remain." chocolatey_goodness entry list groups Girl_Talk Girls_and_Peer_Pressure babysitters_unite Foster_Adopt friends Brianne Adams Melissa Linn Emma Bingham Spencer Cook Alex Lester petticoatprincess queenice Hailey Rose Heather Grey Ally Perkins Jessica Peirce Cody Barth Vodka Cook Emma Angelo Frederic Grey Jacob Hammond Nathan Hartsell Mary Mcdanal Bethnee Smith April Hodge fussball11 songofthesouth62 blood_tear		EVEN MORE OF CHUCK NORRIS 11-20-08 11:43am EST When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush. Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV. Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship. verny_mack This made me chuckle out loud!! IN CLASS!  login to comment hide comments don't want you or your visitors to see ads? join gold! More of CHUCK NORRIS 11-20-08 11:41am EST If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip. Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. login to comment don't want you or your visitors to see ads? join gold! CHUCK NORRIS IS AWSOME!!!! 11-20-08 08:57am EST Jokes: Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because the only element that he recognized was the element of suprise. Chuck Norris can drown a fish. Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone. Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest. ANYWAY More to came later!!! fussball11 Ha! I wonder who started all the Chuck Norris jokes...some of them are hilarious.  backtoblack These are so much better than your sad Helen Keller jokes. Bless you.  verny_mack Wow. Nice. Like the new pictures? :)  verny_mack Oh! Oh! YAY for Superchick song lyrics on your blog! :D  login to comment hide comments don't want you or your visitors to see ads? join gold! LOOK AT MY CUTE NEW FERRET PICTURE!! 11-12-08 09:55am EST Hey everyone. So alot of things have happened since I was last on here. HEY I colored my hair for the 4th time. I Looks Awsome!!! I got some cool new shirts!!! Those who go to church with me will get to see one tonight as well as my hair. Yesterday I was called " 18 year old and Cute!" ON A SAD NOTE: Everyone pray for my friend Kalin. Her mom commited suicide two wednesdays ago. Please keep her in your prayers. BACK ON A GOOD NOTE: "I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me" Phil 4:13 verny_mack BAHAHAH! Nice picture. Who called you "18 and cute?" I luhhh you so much!  verny_mack Oh, by the way...I was taking a nap yesterday afternoon and my phone was on my nightstand next to me. Guess when the picture messages decided to come through?? YEAH. Like 6 hours later while I was sleeping! The same message came like 6 times (lol), and then I got another picture too. They were like..black and white, so I couldn't really see it very well...  verny_mack Hahaha. That makes me chuckle. I'll call you that and squeeze your cheeks tonight, my little cute cuddle pumpkin!! ;) Why are you on the computer right now?! What class are you in?  verny_mack I know, I dont get it...  verny_mack Alright, I'm getting off. I need to go milk the cow. >.  floridacutie2891 What color did you color it? Cool pic of the ferret!  paradise_ray I LoVe YoU!  verny_mack I luh you too. Yeah, I asked him. It was in a private comment.  verny_mack "OH MY GOODNESS!! Did you know that De..wait..oh, nevermind." "What were you going to say?!" "Derf is Fred backwards." Bahahahah!  login to comment hide comments don't want you or your visitors to see ads? join gold! Hey Everyone 10-22-08 09:25am EST GAAAAASSSSPPPPPPP! I have not been on here in forever!!!!! Everyone leave me a funny post so that I can read and Chuckle!!! verny_mack I have something semi funny that i can tell you tonight! It starts off with ...i had a dream about you last night. :P haha. ...im so hongry! I luh you!  melissakae Seriously? Who says the word "chuckle?" :-)  verny_mack We do. ;)  verny_mack OHH!! I can get some more jokes for you to chuckle at...col..OK, get ready. What was Helen Kellers favorite childhood game? Musical Chairs How do you punish Helen Keller? By rearranging the living-room furniture. How did Helen Keller break her arms? Trying to read road signs at 40mph What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her for swearing? Washed her hands with soap.  backtoblack So memo to me, Ms. Mack and Special Needs children are NOT a good match! YEESH!  backtoblack I do not appreciate the word "Chuckle". However, "Guffaw" is humorous, as is "Giggle". The word "Snicker" does nothing for me either.  backtoblack Not Cool :x  blood_tear hey its matt.put me on youre friends list!  verny_mack i love you sooo much. that book you let me borrow made me sob like a mad woman. :P i swear, we're meant to be together forever. :P if either of us has another dream involving deathly elevators, lets just go die somewhere together so we dont have to worry about loosing each other. :P (just kidding, of course...) "3/4 of the time we say 'Just kidding,' we're not ACTUALLY kidding!! What is up with that?!" Gah. I love us. Ha! ARK! ARK! ARK!  verny_mack Hello Cuddle Bunny! ..or Pumpkin Head! ..or Pumpkin Bunny! .. or Cuddle Pumpkin! ..or Bunny Head! LOL! I just wanted to say "you look like DEATH!" Peace and love from Hippie the Veronica.  verny_mack We have a redunkulously absurd amount of inside jokes. "1-2-3...CHUCKLE CHUCKLE CHUCKLE!!!"  verny_mack I need your password for here...  login to comment hide comments don't want you or your visitors to see ads? join gold! 5 >>   25 >>   >>>